Tends To Get Noticed
Regular price $35.00Forget incognito mode, deep green dares to get noticed in these fashionable, oversized flat-top sunglasses with green gradient lenses. Made for movers and shakers (both literal and figurative). No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Verve.
The Category Is Western Wear
Regular price $35.00Cowboys, cowgirls, and cowfolk, get ready for the most fabulous Western showdown!!! Lasso hearts with these translucent brown Glam Gs featuring green non-reflective lenses, perfect for cutting through the prairie wind and securing first place!
THE OCEAN’S MOST WANTED
Regular price $35.00Ever notice how googly eyes make everything cuter? Automatic vacuum? Just Add Googly Eyes. It instantly transforms from a dingbat robot to an adorable helper. These clear frames with black non-reflective lenses make everything cuter, too. Put 'em on!
Threaten Me With a Good Time
Regular price $30.00Threaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.
Timeshare on Neptune
Regular price $35.00Vacation like a true Neptunian! (Neptunite?) An escape to this blue, gassy paradise is one pair of shades away! Translucent teal Mach Gs with gradient dark blue lenses made especially for stellar, icy views from the eighth planet from the sun.
Toasted Marshmallow Magic
Regular price $30.00Is there anything yummier than a warm, gooey, toasted marshmallow?! Yes: these beige OG sunnies with orange-gold gradient ocean lenses. We toasted them to indulgent, stylish perfection without charring them to a blackened crisp. They're *chef's kiss*
Will Brake for Mermaids
Regular price $30.00SKRRRRR!!! Are those translucent teal Pop Gs with reflective teal lenses?! Yep, these luminous, show-stopping peepers are perfect for signaling that you only stop for mystical creatures and keeping up with your wildest, most whimsical detours!
Zombie Skin Care Routine
Regular price $30.00Zombie influencer on Insta: "I've been getting a lot of questions about my skincare routine." (Literally NO one asked.) We all know your filthy secret is a steady diet of brains. These gray OGs with black gradient lenses will match your complexion.